Happy Cinco de Mayo

I almost forgot that today was Cinco de Mayo.. since im just moving home I didnt go to any parties :( but none the less here are so random pictures to commensurate what this day means to me :)

Wohoos and Moves

Well I have two really big test coming up so i have been kind of on a small hiatus for a while... But i have a small update.. I have hit my 1000 visitor Yay so thats a wohoo!! And im quickly approching moving out and away from my roomate and apartment of two years :( which is soooo sad for me.. But the good thing about movin is that i will be in Tampa all summer!!!!!! Anywho I probably had the best roomate I could have so i decided to live by myself because not many people can fill his shoes... O well life goes on.. But none the less here is some random pics after we lost racquetball doubles.
Oh and P.S. im a super procrastinator and i have no internet at home so my spring break blog will be up eventually...

Little Miss Oh No she didnt...

Okay so im suppose to be packing but i saw something that has been disturbing me soooo much on tv, that i had to share and vent. So i watch these little pageant shows such as Toddlers and Tiaras and Little Miss Perfect. Usually i dont have a problem with these beauty pageants and the make up and the flipper (fake teeth) that this kids are wearing because i feel like its playing a fancy version of dress up... and i always thought that the little bedazzled glittery dresses are just adorable and age appropriate, but then i saw this swim wear that the little kids were wearing and i was completely disgusted, I mean these girls were wearing low rise twowith little triangle tops, stringed haltered stye bikinis that barley covered there chest..In particular i was watching little miss perfect and this little spanish girl was wearing the bikinis that women my age shouldnt wear, i mean they were extremely skimpy..I really pieces can just hear the pedophiles gritting their teeth watching this... I mean i love the pageant world and im all for it because i think that it can have a positive impact on a lot of these girls life, but i feel like sometimes these pageant moms take it to far!

I was going to show the picture of the girl but i just couldn't do it.. so i put this picture instead which is a bathing suit that I found on shopzilla that was in the girls age 4-6 department in my eyes i deem it to be inappropriate...

Oh the Mail....

Well today I checked the mail and received some pretty interesting stuff... To start off I got chosen to fill out the nielsen tv survey, and as a thanks they gave me two dollars cash money, WOO to the freaking HOO!! Also in the mail I received my grandpas biweekly 50 bucks... He has been sending me 50 bucks every few weeks since freshman year which now that i have done the math that is 3600 dollars he has given me over my college career. But for the past couple of months the 50 bucks he sent me went straight to my spring break fund which is happening in 12 DAYS!!! Hooray Hooray... And the last thing that i got in the mail that wasnt a bill was my two books I ordered from amazon a month ago (which was the slowest service i have ever received from amazon) but they are two books about the holocaust which is probably in my top three genres to read about. I will probably read them both when im waiting in the airport during my SPRING BREAK woo hoo! Cant you tell im excited for this day to come... but anyways that about wraps up my day of mail... Now on to get some chinese food!

Its Freezing Balls....

So i have been really slow with the blogs lately because I have been absolutely positively sick and miserable... But even in my sickly state I still went out to support my roommate in the blistering cold for his intramural tennis match. Well I must say it was a very boring match... So boring that i cracked out my calculus book and started studying. The only interesting part was the fact that my roomates opponent was being picked on by hecklers... Well anyways Mario got knocked out in the first round with a 9-7 lost, Oh well better luck next semester.. Anywho here are the pictures from last night...

Can you tell which picture was the one after and before the lost???? But anyways the last two pictures were just ones i snapped to keep myself from falling asleep in the middle of the court!

Synopsis and Flamingos...

Well Well Well... I had to take a brief leave of absence.... I had a lot going on academically and honesty blogging was the lassssstttt thing in my mind... Well in the last 11 days a few things have happen such as My Favorite Little Cousin has turned 9, I finally got my HP back from best buy, My good swetter than sweet friend Karen passed away last night, and I got a 85 on my math test. So the past week and a half has been up and down but none the less i made it through with a smile on my face. Well since we are done with the summary of my last week or so on to the Flamingo Dinner i attended. The flamingo dinner was hosted and aspired by my friend Victoria who is obsessed with flamingos. So when it came to throwing a flamingo themed soiree she went all out but anyways i will let you see it for yourself...

The food was good but the flamingo cake was awesome... To eat Victoria had steamed brocoli, a flamingo fruit tray, Chicken Pasta (Which is pictured above and tasted way better than it looked) and a assortment of drinks which i chose the tropical pink lemonade.

Her decor was so cute... she had flamingo everything... Flamingo napkin holders, flamingo toothpicks, flamingo straws, flamingo pictures, flamingo beads and pink flamingo inspired flowers. Needless to say there was plenty flamingos to go around.

In order for me to get in the flamingo swing of things I went for the bohemian flamingo look with pink eyeshadow and a diamond incrusted flamingo pin (Okay so it was faux diamonds). All in all I cant wait until our 2nd annual Flamingo Dinner hopefully coming soon :)

I fought the Weight, and the Weight won!

Well as some may know i started my diet last week, and so far it has been going terribly wrong.... During the day I have been doing a great job picking multi grain wheat bread over white and picking brown rice instead of white rice. But at night i get this unbelievable craving for crap food and i pigggggg out!

Here is an example of what I ate Tuesday:

• 9:30am - 1 sausage patty
• 2:00pm - Wheat Ham Sandwich and Baked Lays
• 7:00pm - Brown Rice, Broccoli, Carrot and Shrimp stir fry
• 3 Liters of Water/Crystal Lite 

and this is where trouble began...

• 10:00pm - 2 Cheese gordita crunchs and cinnamon twist
• 12:30am - Checker burger and Large fry

And i don't know why i ate this... I wasn't really even that hungry, and if i was hungry i could of had a banana. I'm trying to avoid the "cheating" way of losing weight which is surgery but it gets harder and harder to resist when you spent most of your life eating fast food... I hear people talk about there weight lost stories and what triggered them to lose weight, and a lot of their stories happened to me but yet it didn't trigger me to get the ball rolling in my court. I'm trying to lose 80 lbs in 6 months so i don't look like shammoo at the water park for my family reunion but for some reason its not clicking that ever fry i shove down my mouth is a pound further from my goal. I don't know but something has to give, and i cant let it be my life, it has to be this weight and it has to start now.. So basically I'm blogging about this not for people to read and judge or feel sympathetic or apathetic for me .. but to declare to myself what has been happening cant continue and the past is the past and right now starts a new hour of the rest of my life. Anyways I just had to get this off my heart and into another form. Ta-Ta for now.. I have to get some rest for the first round of the racquetball tournament tomorrow...

Im Skinny... Call me Beautiful!

Okay so i was doing my daily web surfing that i do routinely and I came across this picture on style and the first word that came to my mind was DISGUSTING! I mean how skinny are these girls gonna get before we say enough is enough... I mean you can tell this is not the size they are suppose to be because their head clearly doesnt fit their body. I mean here you have Rachel Zoe's big ass head that looks like it belongs on a size 8 body rather than her skeleton like size double zero body. Nicole Richie's body has always been ridiculous ever since they stop taping the Simple Life. I mean how can you look in the mirror and think that being able to see your chest bones is sexy. These girls need to run to a cheeseburger quicker than they run to a toilet after a meal, because clearly this is not beautiful.We need to see more Beyonces more Selma Hayeks more people whose hips and waiste are not the same size of a 3 year old. Oh well what do i know im no where near a size zero and im nothing close to a celebrity maybe im just jealous or maybe im just speaking the truth... Oh well until later have a great umbrella dream

A Peak In the Pit of the Walk-In

Well I was in the process of going through my closet for a fundraiser that March of Dimes is having were we donate clothes and I realized that I have A LOT of crap!!!! I counted all of my shoes and im at 89 pairs (including my wall of flip flops) which I feel is so ridiculous. But i was hoping that if i was to take a picture of this abundance it will help motivate me to donate half of them. Well I can tell you know that it didnt work, I dont know what it is as americans that keeps us so attached to our mterial things. I mean I have a floor full of shoes i hardly wear, a rack full of tops that have tags on them and boxes full of crafts that are collecting dust. I hope that writing this blog will one day give me clarity to release my self from the possessions that clutter my life. Oh and by the way... yes i color code my closet....

My wall of flip flops and my rack of shirts that must be in order by color.

This shelf is reserved for heels 4 inches and higher and part of my floor of shoes... and yes my floor is dirty (fridays are my vacuum days)

Those boxes hold my arts and crafts... You can buy them at michaels... And my stack of close toe patent leather pumps.

Well Gluttony here I AM! Have Mercy....

Right about now...
What am I watching: King of the Hill
What am I listening to: Rilo Kiley
What am I wearing: Pajamas
Where am I at: My Bedroom
I want: to Pass my Calc. test
A word to describe me right now: Aching
Mac Combo for today: Parfait: inner lid, Sketch: Outer Lid.. Blend it all pretty fading purple look :)

One Week down 11 to go!

Well... i finished my first week of classes, and let me tell you I am already exhausted...
Here is a breakdown of my schedule

• Calculus
• Anal. Trigonometry
• Physics I
• Racquetball

Sooo I know your wondering racquetball? are you serious??? and the answer is yes!!! My physics class is gonna be the death of me, and my two math class are already complicated so I needed the chill down elective that would be an easy credit!!! But already I had three Physics assignments due and a big quiz this Thursday! I guess my professor does not believe in easssing in to the semester.

Well... on another note today is the last day of my internet deprived home. So now i can stop invading and taking over my local Panera Bread, Village Inn, and Library to use hours of their precious precious WI-FI.

Right now Im invading my schools library, where a awful smelling white boy is sitting next to me, hopefully he is being noisy and is reading the fact that he needs to take a loooong shower tonight. And I can feel this shady looking dude starring at me out the corner of my eye.

Well anyways I just wrote alot about nothing.... I feel like the Seinfield of blogs.... Hmmmm that should be the title of my next blog! But anyways I have a early day tomorrow so until later, Have a great Umbrella Dream!

The saga of Panera

So 400 dollars later and a ride from my good friend wayne, I finally got my car back around 4 o' clock today. So what do you do when you get you car back and you just happen to have your laptop handy??? You go to Panera Bread, play the sims and BLOG! Well lets just start with the fact that I had the BEST bowl of brocolli and cheese soup that I have ever had from Panera, even though they are asking 4.69 cents for it when like 8 months ago it was 2.99. Also I had the Chipolte Chicken sandwich and it was amazing! I really would recommend it to anyone who is going to Panera to order it! Well here is a pic of my oh so delcious meal tonight. Anyways so no trip to panera would be a success without a little sims action. I am in the process of developing my Oh so luxurious neighborhood of Anne Harbour - Where only the Rich and Tan survive... And it is taking me seriously 3 weeks to complete my luxurious beach apartments. But anyways who wants to hear me talk about that... I'm guessing no one? but after we left Panera Bread we headed back to The Chill spot to watch Momma's Boy: which was a ridiculous episode, the blonde from corpus christi was a mess.. I means if she said I didnt even get a date one time, one more time i was going to throw my shoe at the TV. We also watched The City: which was kind of dull and Bromance: which well do I even need to say.... It was ridiculous! But anyways Thi sis basically a weeknight in the life of Me and My Waynebow Bright!

Almost New Years.. Hopefully your getting your new years resoultions ready!

The Stuck at Home Chronicles....

Well my altenator in my car has gone kapootz so now i am stuck at home for the majority of the day. So here is an instruction manual on what to do if your name is Tiffany and your car sucks and your stuck at home majority of the day.

1. Sleep until you possibly cant sleep anymore
2. Call people in your phonebook you havent talked to in a while
3. Play the Sims until your eyes hurt
4. Do a craft project thats been on hold (for me its depotting all my mac eyeshadows into palettes... tutorial coming soon)
5. Do all this while watching hours of television

Coming soon is my vacation to western caribbean blog, which i have procrastinated since november.

Right about now...
What am I watching: Divorce Court
What am I listening to: Coldplay - Viva la Vida
What am I wearing: Pajamas
Where am I at: My Livingroom
I want: to go to Moes
A word to describe me right now: Bored
Mac Combo for today: Chrome Yellow: inner lid, Bitter: middle of lid,Humid: Outer Lid.. Blend it all